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All character bios written by respective character owner
"bleh" *fart sound effect*
Played by: GhostOfA_Spacenerd
She doesn't want a lot...
Played by: Wolsal
"Someone should really put out a wet floor sign "
Played by: CrussoFang
⨠The most magical fairy princess in all of DMAU āØ
The greatest spy informant/journalist DMAU has to offer. Not a spy, nope, not one bit.
Played by: smol._.gay._.shroomie6028 (Exil)
He serves so much cunt. His entire personality is party and slut. There is literally nothing else to him and itās actually very funny.
Played by: Wolsal
Solomon's little court jester
Played by: Wolsal
Google, show me this guys balls.
Solomon's little court jester, he listens to and complies with literally any request he has.Ā
Played by: Wolsal
The famous internet influencer cult entertainer
Played by: Wolsal
"Alexander Hamsterton"
Husband of Shitfuck
Played by: Wolsal
He's a real boy!
Played by: Thymeoftime
He had polio as a kid and is now disabled. His entire family just calls him polio. Nobody even remembers what his name was actually.Ā
Played by: Wolsal
Gets no bitches </3
Played by: smol._.gay._.shroomie6028 (Exil)
"God I fucking hate everything fuck you you're so fucking self centered".Ā
Needless to say he is everyones least favorite DMAU character
Played by: Wolsal
"Has anyone seen my brother?"
Played by: smol._.gay._.shroomie6028 (Exil)
Who is this again?
Played by: Wolsal
"Hey guys it's me hit DMAU character Shitfuck"Ā
He's everyone's favourite character
Played by: Wolsal
Beloved god of joy and whimsy, smeepsmorf is our FAVORITE weasel with a knack for collecting ex wives and consuming ecstasy.
(disclaimer: smeepsmorf has no powers or godlyhood)
Played by: JaniJams
Wawaweewah
Played by: Wolsal
Has rabiesĀ
Played by: Wolsal
He was hit in the skull with a brick as a baby. His skull is dented. The only word he can say is "brick"
Played by: Wolsal
A rootin' tootin' cowboy!
Played by: Wolsal
Never got the memo that we'd evolved past cavemen
Played by: Wolsal
The family barber
Played by: Wolsal
Dee Mao DMAU
Played by: Wolsal
Open this door right now or I'm gonna throw rocks at your window you dumb whore
Played by: Wolsal
Does insane amounts of ketamine. Wears a horse head mask 24/7.
Played by: smol._.gay._.shroomie6028 (Exil)
Married to Shithoe
Played by: Wolsal
Shockingly an alcoholic
Played by: Wolsal
Cheating on Shitcuck
Played by: Wolsal
Married to Beariah Carey, guess what her favourite holiday is
Played by: Wolsal