The totally true and fucked up tale of Merry the killer (the killer Merry who kills you)

Written by Crussofang

It was a dark and stormy night in the olden year of 1869. It was the date of april 20 and It was my 16th birthday. However because I am an orphan and everyone hates me, No one was there to celebrate my birthday but me. I had just gotten home from school that day. The schooly bully, Tyler Testicle had slammed my head in a locker like 3 times that day so my head hurt a ton and I decided to go on Discord™ to forget about my woes of the day.

I scrolled for forever it seemed when i got a notification. It said

“Hi My name is merry the killer.

I was once a 6 year old girl named merry the killere and i was brutally murdered and had my kids stollen by safari which was totally unfair( i had the kids after i was a 6 year old girl dw) and now i am a vengeful ghost.

Send this message to 1 friends or i will merry the kill you tonigth.

Dont believe me? My name is Jeremy and i Didnt forward this because it didnt believe it weas true. But then i got a spooky phone call that said “Hi im merry and im going to merry the kill you tonight” and then

I WAS MERRY THE KILLED

So dont ignore this or you will end up like me”

I rolled my eyes amd turned off my discord. That was so dumb so I didn’t send it to anyone. I dont have friends anyway so who would i even sent it to? I got out of my bed and went to the kitnchen

I was hungry and so i went to open the fridge because i was hungry. I looked at the empty fridge and rolled my eyes. My parents forgot to buy food again. Typical. They forgot to buy food because they are dead. I sigh and lick a couple crumbs off out of on of the drawer.

It was as I closed the fridge that I heard a knock at the door. It sounded like claws scratching at the door so i want to open it

“Hello? “ I said. But no one was there. So i closed the nor

I played video games for a while and forgot about it. But that was until

Ring ring

My phone was ringing

I picked up my phone

“Hellow?”
“Hi my name is merry I’m going to merry the killed yhou” a creaky spooky ghopst voice said
“Thatrs dumb you dont even know where im lived” I said

I hung up the hone and went to bed. But then When i least expected it I heard this loud quiet creeekeeeeeeeek.

I opened my eyes and gasped!!!

Across my bed there was she was

Merry the killer

She was a yellow cat with shaggy disheveled blond hair. Here eyes were wide and blood shot like she hasnt sleeped in fvie years and she had a smile so big it was like some other guy I read about who also merry the killed people.

“I’m meerry and im gonna merry the kill you” was all i heard before she stabbed and killed me 1000 times with her old rusty knife